What do you do when nobody’s watching? #2


> I exercise myself in doing the vulcan salute with both hands.


> I argue with my roomie.


> I remember Van Gogh.


> I do countdowns with my hands and feet.


> I catch stars and eat them alive.


> I blame it all on Mr. Soprano and Mr. Cosby.


> I phone home.

(And I still wonder what you do when nobody’s watching.)