What do you do when nobody’s watching?
> Hum songs that do not heighten my artsy fartsy indie coolness score.
> Imagine what I would look like if I were a racoon, penguin or lemur.
> Dabble in telekinesis.
> Hunt gummi bears.
> Check if the shoe fairy came by.
> Sleep.
(And sometimes wonder what Katinka, Sue, Malte, Herm & Nilz do when nobody’s watching…)
